Misspoken Words

3.20.24 Misspoken words2

This is pastor tim from Hazard First Baptist Church with Today’s Good News.

We are continuing our talks on how preachers will often get excited and say the wrong things.

10. “Mary washed her hair with Jesus’ feet.”

11. Two men named “Loose” had expectant wives: So the pastor said, “Please pray for these Loose women.”

12. The pastor was talking about how potters would fill impure pottery with wax to hide imperfections: “The problem with many believers is we have wax in our cracks.”

13. Christmas message speaking about how beautiful the Christmas tree is in his home: “I love sitting in the living room with nothing on but the Christmas tree.”

14. Speaking at a wedding: “Marriage should be endured, not enjoyed.”

15. He meant to say “biopsy”: “Please pray for Mrs. Jones who recently went in for an autopsy.”

16. So much for fruit of the womb: “Behold, children are a blessing from the Lord, the fruit of the loom is a reward.”

17. Instead of “Jesus eats with sinners,” the pastor said, “Jesus eats sinners.”

18. The senior adult group in the church is called The Triple L Club (Live, Love, Laugh), but the pastor referred to them as “The Triple X Club.”

Yes, preachers from time to time get it wrong, but God’s Word is true and His Word can dramatically change our lives.

Listen to these verses about the Word of God.   

“Your word, LORD, is eternal; it stands firm in the heavens” (Psalm 119:89).

“The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God endures forever” (Isaiah 40:8).

“I the Lord do not change” (Malachi 3:6).

“Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away” (Matthew 24:35

Hebrews 4:12 For the word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.

I hope that you are a student of the Word of God, reading and studying daily these wonderful truths that can mold our lives into what God wants us to be.

This has been pastor tim with Today’s Good News.